Terms and Conditions

Terms and Conditions section is like a contract between me and you. You take my information and services available and you follow my rules (p.s. I don't have any).

Common items in a terms and conditions agreement allow you to:

• Withdraw and cancel services, and make financial transactions but that doesn't work here. All you get to do is make financial transactoins in a charity format. You don't get shit and I get everything.
• Give exactly 2 shit for expectations, such as liability for information errors or website downtime.
• Explain my  copyright rules, such as attribution, adaptation, commercial or non-commercial use, etc. but again, no rules. Fuck that.
• Set rules for user behavior, like forbidding unlawful behavior, hate speech, bullying, promotions, spam, etc. Still no rules.
• Disable user accounts, if you piss me off or I don't like your face.
• Write down any other terms or conditions that protect you eMail them to me and my filter will place them directly in the trash.